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nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

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fknandyy:

mariathemuggle:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

I was hating this until the end

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

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tachibana-bodt:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I want to read a fan fiction of this.

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